His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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