dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Life is so much better after having sex.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
