scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Randomize
