How the fuck did you go into work today? You are a better man than I. I couldn't even show up to being unemployed on time.
Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
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