why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
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believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
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I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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