i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
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