Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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