it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
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At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
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He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
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