Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
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The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
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The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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