he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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