I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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