So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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