boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Randomize
