are you still at the devil's house?
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
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Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
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Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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