WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
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I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
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The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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