For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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