just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
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1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
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One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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