Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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