Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
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