I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
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just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
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I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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