i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
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