I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
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Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
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well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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