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I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record

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(978): I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record http://tfl.nu/cq61

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It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends

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(714): It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends http://tfl.nu/q0nl

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There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.

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(610): There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper. http://tfl.nu/5c6l

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Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!

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(710): Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?! http://tfl.nu/2llb

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what is college for if not random hookup sex?

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learning.

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i would literally fuck learning if i could.

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(209): what is college for if not random hookup sex? (951): learning. (209): i would literally fuck learning if i could. http://tfl.nu/3rtk

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We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.

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(630): We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives. http://tfl.nu/wwoi

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it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk

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(617): it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk http://tfl.nu/xjgo

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Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.

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(504): Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high. http://tfl.nu/srpn

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He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life

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(850): He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life http://tfl.nu/ihqi

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It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.

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It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.

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(806): It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation. (1-806): It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that. http://tfl.nu/9jn5

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There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.

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(405): There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation. http://tfl.nu/8ogi

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So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.

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(570): So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry. http://tfl.nu/zqk1

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I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.

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(330): I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake. http://tfl.nu/lvqj

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Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.

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(423): Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality. http://tfl.nu/q9e2

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He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something

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(630): He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something http://tfl.nu/27wi

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