remember when u banged some random dude twice in the back restaurant room of the bar i work at with customers still there? and woke up with an enormous highschool-sized hickey this morning? no big deal.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
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Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
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Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
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