Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
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