The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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