why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
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