At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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