Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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