Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
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the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
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SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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