what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
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