It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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