Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
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