In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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