But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
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just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
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I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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