why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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