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He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
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"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
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Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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