I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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