no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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