You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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