I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
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HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
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You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Couch. On fire.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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