I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
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