did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
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She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
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I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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