we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
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