Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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