This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
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All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
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Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
We had sex on a dog bed..
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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