ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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