i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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