Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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