You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
Randomize
