i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
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I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
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thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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