I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
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