I bet he comes in French.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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