is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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