She's JV to your varsity
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
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I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
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Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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